1. Your Jedi robe has Hello Kitty on it.

 
2. You've ever used your lightsaber to trim your last fingernail.

 
3. You've draped a T-Shirt over the seat of your X-Wing Fighter and also have a Garfield tissue box in the rear window.

 
4. Your father has told you: "Eh, lai Dark Side leh! Si beh ho sng!"

 
5. You've been encouraging Chewbacca to go to your friend's 'saloon de beaut' to get a perm.

 
6. You like drag-racing the Millennium Falcon along the Tampines Expressway late at night.

 
7. You can't remember Ben Kenobi's name was "Obi-wan" or "Or-bi-good".

 
8. Your lightsaber also plays polyphonic ringtones whenever you activate it.

 
9. You've been encouraging Princess Leia to wear bell-bottoms with six-inch high platform flip-flops.

 
10. During Jedi Council meetings, you're the only one squatting.

 
11. You've ever used Jedi Mind Tricks to "sian char bor" at discos.

 
12. You engaged Phua Chu Kang to help you build the Death Star.

 
13. Your R2 unit doubles as a Karaoke VCD/DVD player.

 
14. You have ever used the Force to improve your Billiards scores.

 
15. During the Cantina scene, you were the only one ordering ABC Extra Stout.

 
16. You address Jabba the Hutt as "Pooi eh!"

 
17. Every week, you play the licence plate number of the Millennium Falcon.

 
18. You call your padawan "Tee eh!"

 
19. You regularly bid people goodbye with, "Nah, ho ler Force"

 
20. You giggle everytime you hear that Princess Amidala is from the planet Naboo.

There is no emotion; there is peace.

There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.

There is no passion; there is serenity.

There is no Death; there is the FORCE.